how do me aul moos? still alive be ye? and we…yes…still alive, still alive….what day is it?…Wednesday….right…more rumblings from the forest…from your ever present friendos, Class of 1984……spring brings us sun and salutations..good moods abound…we are currently in preparation for our return to New Jersey to finish up what mess we might have created over there…and very much looking forward to it too…there be tracks to clean up…like a homosexual in a forced heterosexual marriage of convenience, finishing off is the hardest part…so return to yonder states post haste we must….round middle o april I should surmise…following that your fair good classmates will have to round up a few gigs for ourselves…hit the toilet tour at once…hit the many dingy, dirt pool, raucous, cramped and crevassed seedy bucket and mop dinner halls and bar rooms we do so love to frequent and “bring the class to the mass” as one might say:)….but first things first….and another week brings another blog….another enlightening, insightful and utterly delightful piece of fuck witless bloggery to warm thine fair cockles…and warm thee we must..for that is the job of the Class of 1984…our picks for TOP 10 DIRTIEST ALBUM COVERS…print medium dead you say?….who gives two whores pennies we say…..we love these covers….mmmmmm
1. Kevin Rowland – My Beauty
eh……….
2. Liars – It Fit When I Was A Kid
filthy beggars….bit of controversy about this Liars EP cover…the official vinyl release was limited to 500 copies but rest assured a special addition is on its way…complete with testicles
3. Millie Jackson – Back To The Shit
with such classic hits like Love Stinks and Muffle That Fart, Millie Jackson was what they called in the 80s as “defecation chic”
4. Lords of Acid – The Crablouse/Pussy
the Belgian Acid House band gets two mentions….less tasteful than Peter Saville? true enough…but with lyrics like “Darling, come here / fuck me up the…” it needed a certain designerly approach
5. The Handsome Beasts – Bestiality
“the original fat bastard” Garry Dalloway gets playful in this classic from the Birmingham heavy metal band….metaphorically dirty…..literally dirty….in fact….just plain wrong
6. Cannibal Corpse – Tomb of The Mutilated
“I Cum Blood”, “Addicted to Vaginal Skin and “Entrails Ripped from a Virgin’s Cunt” are just a few of the timeless songs found on this family favourite…put a smile on your partner or friends face this holiday season with Cannibal Corpse
7. Richard and Willie – Funky, Honky, Nasty, Nigger
when ventriloquism went mainstream
8. Pat Boone – In A Metal Mood
in 1997 Pat “take a knife and put it in your eye” Boone released a collection of heavy metal covers….he appeared at the American Music Awards in black leather, shocking audiences and losing his respectability among his largest constituency: conservative Christian….he has to date sold over 45 million albums…38 top-40 hits….starred in over 12 Hollywood movies…..and does product endorsement for General Motors…now if you dont feel dirty after having read that then you are a serial killer who likes to hang the skins of dead children in your attic…ye sicko
9. Pooh-Man – Funky As I Wanna Be
they gave him complete artistic freedom………he came back with this………they were disappointed
10. NOFX – Heavy Petting Zoo
“Heavy Petting Zoo” is the 6th full lenght album to be released by the american punk rock band NOFX….the LP format of the same album is called “Eating Lamb”, and features different cover art….comparatively worse…but then…isnt everything
* Honourable Mention
Smell The Glove – Spinal Tap
well….the original at least
TOP 10 DIRTIEST ALBUM COVERS
TOP 10 DIRTIEST ALBUM COVERS
how do me aul moos? still alive be ye? and we…yes…still alive, still alive….what day is it?…Wednesday….right…more rumblings from the forest…from your ever present friendos, Class of 1984……spring brings us sun and salutations..good moods abound…we are currently in preparation for our return to New Jersey to finish up what mess we might have created over there…and very much looking forward to it too…there be tracks to clean up…like a homosexual in a forced heterosexual marriage of convenience, finishing off is the hardest part…so return to yonder states post haste we must….round middle o april I should surmise…following that your fair good classmates will have to round up a few gigs for ourselves…hit the toilet tour at once…hit the many dingy, dirt pool, raucous, cramped and crevassed seedy bucket and mop dinner halls and bar rooms we do so love to frequent and “bring the class to the mass” as one might say:)….but first things first….and another week brings another blog….another enlightening, insightful and utterly delightful piece of fuck witless bloggery to warm thine fair cockles…and warm thee we must..for that is the job of the Class of 1984…our picks for TOP 10 DIRTIEST ALBUM COVERS…print medium dead you say?….who gives two whores pennies we say…..we love these covers….mmmmmm
1. Kevin Rowland – My Beauty
eh……….
2. Liars – It Fit When I Was A Kid
filthy beggars….bit of controversy about this Liars EP cover…the official vinyl release was limited to 500 copies but rest assured a special addition is on its way…complete with testicles
3. Millie Jackson – Back To The Shit
with such classic hits like Love Stinks and Muffle That Fart, Millie Jackson was what they called in the 80s as “defecation chic”
4. Lords of Acid – The Crablouse/Pussy
the Belgian Acid House band gets two mentions….less tasteful than Peter Saville? true enough…but with lyrics like “Darling, come here / fuck me up the…” it needed a certain designerly approach
5. The Handsome Beasts – Bestiality
“the original fat bastard” Garry Dalloway gets playful in this classic from the Birmingham heavy metal band….metaphorically dirty…..literally dirty….in fact….just plain wrong
6. Cannibal Corpse – Tomb of The Mutilated
“I Cum Blood”, “Addicted to Vaginal Skin and “Entrails Ripped from a Virgin’s Cunt” are just a few of the timeless songs found on this family favourite…put a smile on your partner or friends face this holiday season with Cannibal Corpse
7. Richard and Willie – Funky, Honky, Nasty, Nigger
when ventriloquism went mainstream
8. Pat Boone – In A Metal Mood
in 1997 Pat “take a knife and put it in your eye” Boone released a collection of heavy metal covers….he appeared at the American Music Awards in black leather, shocking audiences and losing his respectability among his largest constituency: conservative Christian….he has to date sold over 45 million albums…38 top-40 hits….starred in over 12 Hollywood movies…..and does product endorsement for General Motors…now if you dont feel dirty after having read that then you are a serial killer who likes to hang the skins of dead children in your attic…ye sicko
9. Pooh-Man – Funky As I Wanna Be
they gave him complete artistic freedom………he came back with this………they were disappointed
10. NOFX – Heavy Petting Zoo
“Heavy Petting Zoo” is the 6th full lenght album to be released by the american punk rock band NOFX….the LP format of the same album is called “Eating Lamb”, and features different cover art….comparatively worse…but then…isnt everything
* Honourable Mention
Smell The Glove – Spinal Tap
well….the original at least