ok…first things go first..you might have seen that we are now the proud owners of a profile new..we do hopes ye like the look…we have placed in the player there two tunes from our recordings in New Jersey..Honey and X It Out…and shall be soon releasing something to the masses for aural consumption so do keep thine underwear garments knot free…we plan to release some limited edition vinyl you see…for yer good selves to chew on…yum you say?…more on that later…btw below is Honey in its forged and finished form…so have a wee ear peek.
….not bad eh? we are proud of this rowdy and raucous bit of cacophony thanky thee kindly and away
right onto the HOTTEST DEAD ROCK STARS….another Top 10…another dive into the recesses of trash culture…to stave off silly inclinations of learning anything worthwhile…ah yes…let us together bask in the warm radiance of nonsense…well tis not nonsense really if your into the practise of reverence…and who doesnt like to admire the great rock and rollas of years past…now long into the ground…to settle there first then spin endlessly when their music is covered by take that (are you fucking serious?)…in order to qualify for the TOP 10 HOTTEST DEAD ROCK STARS you must obviously be dead…and hot…which makes for a difficult choice considering the legacy of the rock ethos: live fast, die young, leave a good looking body…but anyways we will try our best..here goes
1. Jim Morrison1943-1971 old Jimbo…you can keep your trouser snakes..this is the lizardking…no one was allowed to squeeze into a pair of leather trousers again in my book…sadly though, no one listened
2. Kurt Cobain1967-1994 when you get past the whole twaddle about him being a reluctant spokesman for a generation and all that you get to the real ingredient of his fame: hotness!
3. Aaliyah1979-2001
Aaliyah died when the aircraft she was traveling on crashed shortly after take off…the plane, packed with heavy filming equipment, was well beyond the standard weight and balance tolerance…this is damn shame..a superstar-in-waiting it seems
4. Michael Hutchence 1960–1997
poor Michael also took a fall from a height…unfortunately with a belt around his neck whilst masturbating…in a weird way it seems to add to his Dionysian sex god image
5. Sid Vicious1957-1979 couldnt play bass…but hey…in the wise old words of Louie Walsh “you look good”
6. Jeff Buckley1966-1997 I always found Jeff Buckleys death the strangest rock star death of them all…apparently he danced into Wolf River Harbour wearing all his clothes and singing “Whole Lotta Love” and never seen again until 4 days later on a riverboat….drowned….hmmm
7. John Lennon1940-1980 favorite beatle? Lennon…Lennons death was nearly as bad as the film that was inspired by his death…Chapter 27..starring Jared Leto…..come on Jared…..ye dont win oscars for eating cakes…
9. Elvis Presley1935-1977
Steve Binder sums it up: “I’m straight as an arrow and I got to tell you, you stop, whether you’re male or female, to look at him. He was that good looking. And if you never knew he was a superstar, it wouldn’t make any difference; if he’d walked in the room, you’d know somebody special was in your presence.”
10. Johnny Cash1932-2003 the eternal outlaw himself…Cash is ugly in a good looking way…and that makes sense in a nonsensical way..come on…you know what I mean
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TOP 10 HOTTEST DEAD ROCK STARS
ok…first things go first..you might have seen that we are now the proud owners of a profile new..we do hopes ye like the look…we have placed in the player there two tunes from our recordings in New Jersey..Honey and X It Out…and shall be soon releasing something to the masses for aural consumption so do keep thine underwear garments knot free…we plan to release some limited edition vinyl you see…for yer good selves to chew on…yum you say?…more on that later…btw below is Honey in its forged and finished form…so have a wee ear peek.
….not bad eh? we are proud of this rowdy and raucous bit of cacophony thanky thee kindly and away
right onto the HOTTEST DEAD ROCK STARS….another Top 10…another dive into the recesses of trash culture…to stave off silly inclinations of learning anything worthwhile…ah yes…let us together bask in the warm radiance of nonsense…well tis not nonsense really if your into the practise of reverence…and who doesnt like to admire the great rock and rollas of years past…now long into the ground…to settle there first then spin endlessly when their music is covered by take that (are you fucking serious?)…in order to qualify for the TOP 10 HOTTEST DEAD ROCK STARS you must obviously be dead…and hot…which makes for a difficult choice considering the legacy of the rock ethos: live fast, die young, leave a good looking body…but anyways we will try our best..here goes
1. Jim Morrison 1943-1971
old Jimbo…you can keep your trouser snakes..this is the lizardking…no one was allowed to squeeze into a pair of leather trousers again in my book…sadly though, no one listened
2. Kurt Cobain 1967-1994
when you get past the whole twaddle about him being a reluctant spokesman for a generation and all that you get to the real ingredient of his fame: hotness!
3. Aaliyah 1979-2001
Aaliyah died when the aircraft she was traveling on crashed shortly after take off…the plane, packed with heavy filming equipment, was well beyond the standard weight and balance tolerance…this is damn shame..a superstar-in-waiting it seems
4. Michael Hutchence 1960–1997
poor Michael also took a fall from a height…unfortunately with a belt around his neck whilst masturbating…in a weird way it seems to add to his Dionysian sex god image
5. Sid Vicious 1957-1979
couldnt play bass…but hey…in the wise old words of Louie Walsh “you look good”
6. Jeff Buckley 1966-1997
I always found Jeff Buckleys death the strangest rock star death of them all…apparently he danced into Wolf River Harbour wearing all his clothes and singing “Whole Lotta Love” and never seen again until 4 days later on a riverboat….drowned….hmmm
7. John Lennon 1940-1980
favorite beatle? Lennon…Lennons death was nearly as bad as the film that was inspired by his death…Chapter 27..starring Jared Leto…..come on Jared…..ye dont win oscars for eating cakes…
8. Janis Joplin 1943–1970
ah sweet southern comfort
9. Elvis Presley 1935-1977
Steve Binder sums it up: “I’m straight as an arrow and I got to tell you, you stop, whether you’re male or female, to look at him. He was that good looking. And if you never knew he was a superstar, it wouldn’t make any difference; if he’d walked in the room, you’d know somebody special was in your presence.”
10. Johnny Cash 1932-2003
the eternal outlaw himself…Cash is ugly in a good looking way…and that makes sense in a nonsensical way..come on…you know what I mean