TOP 10 FRONT WOMEN

…and no..amazingly theyre not all dead…such is the resilience of the fine female form to cope with the crushing pressures of super rock stardom…the guys tend to favour the “better to burn out than fade away” route…the girls favour the “no id prefer not to have blood alcohol level at 40% and drown in a sea of my own stomach bile”…

how do fairest reader? Class of 1984 here with another blog to warm thine cockles over…as was recently communicated via old and crusted inter web wires, we recently finished mixing and mastering some few tracks yonderin New Jersey…the auld US of A…and was very happy with the results too we do add…we shall be doing something soon with them for thine pleasure..so bear and stick with…in meantime we post another wee bloggy…this one about the TOP 10 HOTTEST FRONT WOMEN…and we are only counting those that come within our range of understanding…not Pink or Lady GaGA…i dont understand that level of innovation…so without further ado

1. Deborah Harry

Blondies uber cool merchant

2. Chrissie Hynde

once a guitarist in early british rock group Masters of the Backside, Chrissie had bigger things in mind…namely not being in a band that claimed to be proficient in arses

3. PJ Harvey

Producer Steve Albini claims she ate nothing but potatoes while
making the album Rid of Me

4. Siouxsie Sioux

Siouxsie made an early appearance with the Sex Pistols on Bill
Grundy’s television show in December 1976…In the course of Grundy’s
interview with the members of the Sex Pistols, the presenter tried to
flirt with her..leading Steve Jones to call him a “dirty
fucker”…much hysterical media bullshittery followed bolstering the
pistols further up the grassfuckers noses

5. Stevie Nicks

Lindsay Lohan once had an interest in buying the rights to Nicks’ life
story and developing a motion picture in which she planned to play the
lead role…Nicks responded in the New York Times with “Over my dead
body”…ah well

6. Brody Dalle

Josh Hommes other half

7. Karen O

Playboy once made an offer to her to pose on their cover…imagine that…Karen O in Playboy…im not sure it would work…then again she could wear a neon catsuit and flip flops for earrings and get all the guys gushing

8. Kate Bush

signed by EMI at the age of 16 after being recommended by Pink Floyd’s David Gilmour…you cant complete this list without her…

9. M.I.A.

real name Mathangi “Maya” Arulpragasam…a bit of a mouthful..this girl is all cool and then some

10. Paris Hilton

abrasive, uncompromising sound of the underground