Top 10 T-Shirts that won’t get you sex

how do fair classmates…how goes thine good selves…all is well with James and meself …still huddled in a cabin in this god forsaken forest…around a stone fireplace watching bony branches lash the windows and caress the roof…nature is evil…(but no M. Night Shyamalan…you cant shoot that visually)……still wretched and ragged paupers are we with nary a penny to scratch together for cheese toasties….but still fight left in us to bring ye good people plenty of tunes and hilarity ridden intellectually down sizing blogs….

FIRST UP: wed like to thank everyone who purchased their very own Class of 1984 record…we hope ye open with delight and spin endlessly until transparent…we do appreciate yer patronage…we can now finally afford that tire iron to raise our bums up from the ground and prevent bleeding piles…thats rock and roll baby…now heres your daily enema…..and just a reminder we still have some 7 inch left if ye want to get your hands on them…were only doing a limited run and prob wont press again..so get to the shop before midnight dear people

SECOND UP: and before we begin the TOP 10 T-SHIRTS THAT WONT GET YOU LAID…we must announce the arrival of our very own T-Shirts…and yes…these are guaranteed to get you laid…women and men from all states of life will flock to your side and gleefully flick their fingers up and down your brand new 100% cotton, short-sleeved fitted t-shirt featuring we, your faithful Class of 1984, printed on the front…mmmm…i can hear their flicking fingers now upon yer rib cage…brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring….nice…so head to our shop and have a look…we might just afford that other tire iron yet

right so….onto the blog…..TOP 10 T-SHIRTS THAT WONT GET YOU SEX

1.

take 2 girls, 1 cup and….well…you dont need to be deliah smith to figure out the rest

2

ive never met a self confessed midget porn lover…i think hes courageous

3

single mums everywhere aghast at the very cheek

4

yeah we get it…there are your breasts..we must all look and be chastised for doing so etc

5

the proud owner of one testicle

6

you think this t-shirt would be funnier if the line was just below the belly button?…no?…..yeah i dont think the world is ready for that one either

7

isnt that inviting…what time will i pick you up?

8

domestic violence is so early 90s

9

lol…ah no…no..you couldnt get away with that

10

hey tourettes aint something to joke about cunt

and here some t shirt designs that WILL get you sex…guranteed…no questions asked…roll in the hay, bed, alley..wear one of these..anytime, anywhere..guranteed*

*this complete sentance is unture