Yes yes yes, that time of the year has rolled around, where everyone feels a little older and wiser and of course….. eloquently rounder!! Here in the Lee Valley a fresh new start to the year has beckoned us to throw away the trends and BS of the last decade and conjure up some new ideals and BS for the coming one….. oh where to start….
1. Underpants
Nope dont think so… with this cold spell here in the forest… these luxury items will be praised and blessed!!!
2. Pubic hair
This ideal has been gradually gaining momentum it seems….. hmmmmm…. surely the pointless banter of nicknaming ones pubic hair can be a cool thing no? !!!! pubic hair may be kept for now!!!
3. Coldplay
I think this has been done a few years ago to be fair to all… but I found a lonely copy hanging around… yes a feeling of dirty took over!!
4. Actimel
An obvious truth – complete and utter horse-shit, (probiotic drinks that stengthens one’s immune system… ) I trusted this phrase for years and years… I wont be cheated like this in 2010!
5. Gold
Well I wouldn’t just throw it out (read our disclaimer!) but all the suits on wall street and those such fancy places say you should cash this stuff in because its the thing to do – there is even ads on TV saying it – it must be true…… (after all who needs gold right)
Things to throw out in 2010
Yes yes yes, that time of the year has rolled around, where everyone feels a little older and wiser and of course….. eloquently rounder!! Here in the Lee Valley a fresh new start to the year has beckoned us to throw away the trends and BS of the last decade and conjure up some new ideals and BS for the coming one….. oh where to start….
1. Underpants
Nope dont think so… with this cold spell here in the forest… these luxury items will be praised and blessed!!!
2. Pubic hair
This ideal has been gradually gaining momentum it seems….. hmmmmm…. surely the pointless banter of nicknaming ones pubic hair can be a cool thing no? !!!!
pubic hair may be kept for now!!!
3. Coldplay
I think this has been done a few years ago to be fair to all… but I found a lonely copy hanging around… yes a feeling of dirty took over!!
4. Actimel
An obvious truth – complete and utter horse-shit, (probiotic drinks that stengthens one’s immune system… ) I trusted this phrase for years and years… I wont be cheated like this in 2010!
5. Gold
Well I wouldn’t just throw it out (read our disclaimer!) but all the suits on wall street and those such fancy places say you should cash this stuff in because its the thing to do – there is even ads on TV saying it – it must be true…… (after all who needs gold right)