The hoes they wanna fuck

….when you sell like Eminem of course…or have guns hanging out of your anus…i was set and meant to compile a list of worst lyrics…and many a beautifully beastly lyric there are…many more there will be…grammatical cohesion be damned…we’re either inventing our own language…step up Mr Stipe “Leaving was never my proud”…hmmm…or being dangerously infantile…step up that old romantic fiddy cents “I love you like a fat kid loves cake”….or just plain makin shit up “I can pay my automobills”…attribute that ditty to word-smith Beyonce…

i was going to…but then considered that Frank Black may be my favourite song writer of all time…and he oft treads the line of lyrical logic…and we too…at Class of 1984 camp…don’t tie ourselves down in the intelligible department…so i reconsidered….instead I’m just gonna give ye some inklings of what were listening to at the moment…or more accurately what we are freely downloading from Limewire and slowly squeezing the life out of the music industry as we know it…ourselves included…but you know…its free…and we’re only human

Nirvana – Live From reading

remember when we didn’t have to compromise our own anus to Nicklebacks

Spoon – Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga

I completely missed these guys

The Police – Outlandos d’Amour

yes

Baby Shambles – Shotters nation

urine soaked incontinent heroine junkie? it takes all kinds

Alberta Cross – Broken Side Of Time

better than KOL…but alas have same constipation in the humor department

Frank Black – SVN Fngrs

this guy never had constipation in his life