Monthly Archives: February 2010

what are you meteor?

By jon | Published: February 23, 2010
what are you meteor? the demon cometh…in the shape of evil tan locust named Amanda Byram…what strange underling?….to do the bidding of the meteor……presiding over the great event…the great rubbing of each other in their special places…… why wont the fucking lazy hacks with their 2 pence masturbate us?….why wont amanda byram slap our fucking [...]
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Valentines Hangover

By jon | Published: February 15, 2010
how are thee? new tuneless tomfoolery to fill yer pricked doe ears…and let spill all the waves of thankless endeavour from our veins open unto you…forever to you dear listener….this song is called “Nice To Meet You” ..and isnt it just?…if you are one of the legions of swarming sycophants eager to bray for us [...]
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I Hate Fucking Mondays

By jon | Published: February 8, 2010
fucking mondays……proudly revelling in the fact you plied yourself with enough alcohol to power a lawnmower? me too…old bob geldof once asked “tell me why i dont like mondays” Il tell you old bob…because every  monday, every  brain numbing FM radio station with a brain numbing humourless disk spinning monkey will play that brain numbing [...]
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Top 10 Most Misunderstood Songs of All Time

By jon | Published: February 4, 2010
I usually tend to make up lyrics and ascribe meanings to songs that dont exist…it suits my mental make up you see…for example “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morissette…didnt everyone sing “It’s not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.”?…and imagine a wizened old rag of a bear that [...]
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Mulled cider and thermal underpants

By jon | Published: February 2, 2010
another day…another song…this one from the bowels of our fair hearts…its called “Believe Me”….and even James gets his voice on this one…or more accurately his abysmal impression of some incontinent whiskey soaked blues man…nevertheless we think its great…and conveniently we think you might to… recorded during the winter freeze of last Christmas…wrapped in woolly hats [...]
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