Author Archives: jon
Like Neil Young…on Pringles
so another new day…another new song….this one is garden variety strum and bass…but we likes it…its called “Godin High”….and its called that for reasons that will remain indeterminate…suffice to say that it is a mite touchy subject….recalled from past years…experiences better left to age and all that…it has a nice charm…country folk rock abomination from [...]
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New Song
how has it been fine folk?…another monday and another demo…dusted this number from some arcane folder found on a forgotten drive on a forgotten computer…just the acoustic and solitary voice…very solitary voice in fact…echoes from the past and all that…still sounds good though….its called “The Dark inside”… Download MP3
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Mother of Fuck
mothers day was yesterday…and so in the spirit of all things motherly we bring you our latest appendix to the class canon…this song is called “Mother of Fuck”… I always assumed you’d be there when I needed you… and you always were Download MP3
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another newbie
another new song for the week…usually brought to you on a monday……but got lazy..and couldnt think of anything decent or of interest to write…so when we did…we recorded it…and packaged it in a sleazy cheap VCR quality veneer and posted it to you here….so enjoy dear listener…tis called “Reptile Stew”…..and its the closest thing to [...]
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Smithereens
New song for monday…and its called “Smithereens”….. which is an Irish word….derived from the modern Irish ‘smidirín’….roughly translating to ‘small fragments’……as in blown to smithereens…… theres a town near Baltimore, close to us in west Cork called Skibbereen…..the name means ‘little boat harbour’ and rumour has it that sailing ships arrived there from the wild Atlantic [...]
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what are you meteor?
what are you meteor? the demon cometh…in the shape of evil tan locust named Amanda Byram…what strange underling?….to do the bidding of the meteor……presiding over the great event…the great rubbing of each other in their special places…… why wont the fucking lazy hacks with their 2 pence masturbate us?….why wont amanda byram slap our fucking [...]
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Valentines Hangover
how are thee? new tuneless tomfoolery to fill yer pricked doe ears…and let spill all the waves of thankless endeavour from our veins open unto you…forever to you dear listener….this song is called “Nice To Meet You” ..and isnt it just?…if you are one of the legions of swarming sycophants eager to bray for us [...]
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I Hate Fucking Mondays
fucking mondays……proudly revelling in the fact you plied yourself with enough alcohol to power a lawnmower? me too…old bob geldof once asked “tell me why i dont like mondays” Il tell you old bob…because every monday, every brain numbing FM radio station with a brain numbing humourless disk spinning monkey will play that brain numbing [...]
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Top 10 Most Misunderstood Songs of All Time
I usually tend to make up lyrics and ascribe meanings to songs that dont exist…it suits my mental make up you see…for example “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morissette…didnt everyone sing “It’s not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.”?…and imagine a wizened old rag of a bear that [...]
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