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The hoes they wanna fuck
….when you sell like Eminem of course…or have guns hanging out of your anus…i was set and meant to compile a list of worst lyrics…and many a beautifully beastly lyric there are…many more there will be…grammatical cohesion be damned…we’re either inventing our own language…step up Mr Stipe “Leaving was never my proud”…hmmm…or being dangerously infantile…step [...]
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Jim Morrison was a drunken buffoon…
dear Sirs/madames so we penned a new song today…this one called “Thats Where Its At”…and bristling it be with the very dead soul of Jimbo Morrisson…of the dirty blues variety….LA Woman we had on the old record scratcher you see…a young broken soul sitting on a toilet…swigging a bottle of Jack D…and singing songs about [...]
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New Song “Guess Again”
nother newbie…..”Guess Again”….an interesting one…because lyrics are actually comprehensible…ageing generation X….reminiscing about times past…sitting in apartments…swallowing pills…listening to classics….Iron Maiden and Judas Priest…i can see that person in my head…something of that kind…its still a rawish number in me opinion…but christ il have me some raw ….and it was recorded to busted pro tools…half wrapped [...]
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Top 10 Worst Songs of the Decade
Whilst sitting here, pondering the common woes of my musical brethren, i look back over the past decade and consider compiling a Top 10 Worst Songs of the Decade list….and I fantasize about the many ways I could perform a lobotomy on Paris Hilton….or eye gouging James Blunt…or both….As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!…but those pictures were [...]
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Bad Porn, Badder Music
we had a feeling…to put some new music here…..bad porn, badder music…badder in a michael jackson kind of a way…that sort of thing…it makes perfect sense to us….”All My Honey” is a new one…the one you are about to hear….we recorded this in the cabin late in the night….good thing for us James’s granny is [...]
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Top 10 Songs Of The Decade
before you disagree with everything that is about to be said spare a thought about how difficult it is to compile these god forsaken top 10s…it aint easy i can tell thee…if you like your music a bit raw then you may like this list… the past decade is awash with the usual company led [...]
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masturbate or wikipedia?
how goes it? and a happy new year! yipeee! headlong go we into the apocalypse…and what have we been doing you might offhandedly ask as you flick through the universe of tinternet…one hand furiously pumping your sexual organs in between bouts of guilt and loneliness and educational trips to Wikipedia…we have been doing nothing…and damn [...]
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TOP 10 DIRTIEST ALBUM COVERS
TOP 10 DIRTIEST ALBUM COVERS how do me aul moos? still alive be ye? and we…yes…still alive, still alive….what day is it?…Wednesday….right…more rumblings from the forest…from your ever present friendos, Class of 1984……spring brings us sun and salutations..good moods abound…we are currently in preparation for our return to New Jersey to finish up what mess [...]
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Mulled cider and thermal underpants