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Smithereens
New song for monday…and its called “Smithereens”….. which is an Irish word….derived from the modern Irish ’smidirín’….roughly translating to ’small fragments’……as in blown to smithereens…… theres a town near Baltimore, close to us in west Cork called Skibbereen…..the name means ‘little boat harbour’ and rumour has it that sailing ships arrived there from the wild Atlantic [...]
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what are you meteor?
what are you meteor? the demon cometh…in the shape of evil tan locust named Amanda Byram…what strange underling?….to do the bidding of the meteor……presiding over the great event…the great rubbing of each other in their special places…… why wont the fucking lazy hacks with their 2 pence masturbate us?….why wont amanda byram slap our fucking [...]
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Valentines Hangover
how are thee?
new tuneless tomfoolery to fill yer pricked doe ears…and let spill all the waves of thankless endeavour from our veins open unto you…forever to you dear listener….this song is called “Nice To Meet You” ..and isnt it just?…if you are one of the legions of swarming sycophants eager to bray for us or [...]
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I Hate Fucking Mondays
fucking mondays……proudly revelling in the fact you plied yourself with enough alcohol to power a lawnmower? me too…old bob geldof once asked “tell me why i dont like mondays” Il tell you old bob…because every monday, every brain numbing FM radio station with a brain numbing humourless disk spinning monkey will play that brain numbing [...]
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Top 10 Most Misunderstood Songs of All Time
I usually tend to make up lyrics and ascribe meanings to songs that dont exist…it suits my mental make up you see…for example “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morissette…didnt everyone sing “It’s not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.”?…and imagine a wizened old rag of a bear that [...]
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Mulled cider and thermal underpants
another day…another song…this one from the bowels of our fair hearts…its called “Believe Me”….and even James gets his voice on this one…or more accurately his abysmal impression of some incontinent whiskey soaked blues man…nevertheless we think its great…and conveniently we think you might to…
recorded during the winter freeze of last Christmas…wrapped in woolly hats and [...]
The hoes they wanna fuck
….when you sell like Eminem of course…or have guns hanging out of your anus…i was set and meant to compile a list of worst lyrics…and many a beautifully beastly lyric there are…many more there will be…grammatical cohesion be damned…we’re either inventing our own language…step up Mr Stipe “Leaving was never my proud”…hmmm…or being dangerously infantile…step [...]
For two lovely lovely boys…..
….. for two lovely lovely boys was the simple message:) we of course receive thousands of emails containing everything from the standard nudes to the full blown pornographic – yum…… we thank the lovely Alice for this “yum” piece
Jim Morrison was a drunken buffoon…
dear Sirs/madames
so we penned a new song today…this one called “Thats Where Its At”…and bristling it be with the very dead soul of Jimbo Morrisson…of the dirty blues variety….LA Woman we had on the old record scratcher you see…a young broken soul sitting on a toilet…swigging a bottle of Jack D…and singing songs about being [...]
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another newbie