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stupid fuck..stupid fuck..stupid fuck..stupid fuck

jon — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 21:04:09 +0000

“if you we’re a cunt which i’m not suggesting you are you might not be so fucking boring which is not to imply you sometimes are…but..you know…you are”

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Like Neil Young…on Pringles

jon — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:39:35 +0000

so another new day…another new song….this one is garden variety strum and bass…but we likes it…its called “Godin High”….and its called that for reasons that will remain indeterminate…suffice to say that it is a mite touchy subject….recalled from past years…experiences better left to age and all that…it has a nice charm…country folk rock abomination from a shed in the south of ireland charm….like Neil Young…if he had to survive on pringles for a year

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New Song

jon — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:32:38 +0000

how has it been fine folk?…another monday and another demo…dusted this number from some arcane folder found on a forgotten drive on a forgotten computer…just the acoustic and solitary voice…very solitary voice in fact…echoes from the past and all that…still sounds good though….its called “The Dark inside”…

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Mother of Fuck

jon — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:48:30 +0000

mothers day was yesterday…and so in the spirit of all things motherly we bring you our latest appendix to the class canon…this song is called “Mother of Fuck”…

I always assumed you’d be there
when I needed you…
and you always were
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another newbie

jon — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:09:10 +0000

another new song for the week…usually brought to you on a monday……but got lazy..and couldnt think of anything decent or of interest to write…so when we did…we recorded it…and packaged it in a sleazy cheap VCR quality veneer and posted it to you here….so enjoy dear listener…tis called “Reptile Stew”…..and its the closest thing to funk we can go i think…

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Smithereens

jon — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:41:19 +0000

New song for monday…and its called “Smithereens”….. which is an Irish word….derived from the modern Irish ‘smidirín’….roughly translating to ‘small fragments’……as in blown to smithereens…… theres a town near Baltimore, close to us in west Cork called Skibbereen…..the name means ‘little boat harbour’ and rumour has it that sailing ships arrived there from the wild Atlantic by being ’blown to Skibbereen’……who knows?

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what are you meteor?

jon — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:25:34 +0000

what are you meteor? the demon cometh…in the shape of evil tan locust named Amanda Byram…what strange underling?….to do the bidding of the meteor……presiding over the great event…the great rubbing of each other in their special places…… why wont the fucking lazy hacks with their 2 pence masturbate us?….why wont amanda byram slap our fucking backs? ….we did something didnt we?…didnt we amanda!?…wont you splay yourself apart for us?…purr and beckon us into your divide?…mewing wild hysterical superlatives in your trans atlantic drawl…purring and slapping our backs and pinching our balls and congratulating us…youd do it for stephen gately wouldnt you…and you wouldnt even break a sweat…i saw you do it just the other night…skull fucking his exhumed corpse back to celebrityism? high fiving lifeless hands and balling dusty scrotums into your mouth…just congratulate us once…for chirst sake…with every humourless spit from your mouth..save at least some saliva for us Amanda…so that we can keep it in a test tube…stored away for a rainy day…and when feeling down…take it out….drink it ….and fantasize….we are the coronas! wizz bang!!….we are the script! wazoooom!…we are threadbare motionless cogs…decelerating hacks fast running out of ideas in a stagnant culture of bottom feeders scraping the bottoms of barrels! magic! fucking magic! whooooosh!

…end rant…heres new song

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Valentines Hangover

jon — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 20:30:48 +0000

how are thee?

new tuneless tomfoolery to fill yer pricked doe ears…and let spill all the waves of thankless endeavour from our veins open unto you…forever to you dear listener….this song is called “Nice To Meet You” ..and isnt it just?…if you are one of the legions of swarming sycophants eager to bray for us or bay for our blood…well you can do both…for we are yours and you are ours…in demented matrimony….to be sat…black and white wedding photographs…on mantles above fires….black and white photos with awkward smiles…in these black and white photos the white is a veil and the black is evil…

NOTE TO SELF: jesus Jon…its too early in the week for this shit

right…heres the song

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I Hate Fucking Mondays

jon — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:17:21 +0000

fucking mondays……proudly revelling in the fact you plied yourself with enough alcohol to power a lawnmower? me too…old bob geldof once asked “tell me why i dont like mondays” Il tell you old bob…because every monday, every brain numbing FM radio station with a brain numbing humourless disk spinning monkey will play that brain numbing song in a fruitless attempt to humour very humourless people on their way to humourless jobs….now ive nothing against bob so much…but i have a very convincing distaste for anything thats piped into your car at 9AM…..well…unless its cigarette smoke…..and coffee….yes……pipe that away…pipe away to hearts content……mmmmm

where was I?….ah…new demo…its called “I Couldnt Say”….this one recorded just last week after a very frustrating run of “anejaculation”….”anejaculation” being a term we use to fondly describe shite songs…now I think we nailed this one to the holy post….one of those four/floor and out the door numbers…give it a spin ye of the faithful…with so much faith ye can never despise us!

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Top 10 Most Misunderstood Songs of All Time

jon — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:49:07 +0000

I usually tend to make up lyrics and ascribe meanings to songs that dont exist…it suits my mental make up you see…for example “You Oughta Know” by Alanis Morissette…didnt everyone sing “It’s not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.”?…and imagine a wizened old rag of a bear that some pissed and scarred partner stole back off a former girlfriend having given it to her for valentines day years before?….no?…hmmm…its ye that are mental

1. Nirvana – “Polly”

Innocent minds beware: NOT about a parrot eating a cracker…
Correct Meaning: female rape victim from Tacoma, Washington. The girl, 14, was abducted in 1987 while returning from a punk rock show, and was raped and tortured with razors and a blowtorch by her abductor Gerald Friend

2. R.E.M. “The One I Love”

Innocent minds beware: NOT to be requested for your girlfriend on valentines day
Correct Meaning: Stipe sings “a simple prop to occupy my time”…more appropriately requested for your vibrator on valentines day…

2. The Police – “Every Breath You Take”

Innocent minds beware: slow dancing and wistful tonguing back of school shed…dont mention P Diddy puff paddy whatever
Correct Meaning: state-run stalking…think Orwell…think big Brother…think 1984 *note to self: nice plug

3. Jesus and Mary Chain – “Some Candy Talking”

Innocent minds beware: Ah its Jesus and Mary Chain…itl be about Heroin so
Correct Meaning: officially it may be the only song they have NOT about drugs…hmmm..what were they taking when they wrote that?

4. Lou Reed – “Perfect Day”

Innocent minds beware: NOT to be used as an inappropriate Children in Need cover
Correct Meaning: heroin addiction

5. John Lennon – “Imagine”

Innocent minds beware: its about peace and all the lovely children and daisy chains
Correct Meaning: Communism…….no religion, no possessions, no countries, no war…last stage of Communism my friends…dont believe me? Lennon said of the song “virtually a Communist Manifesto”

interesting fact: inexplicably included on a list of songs banned from the radio following 9/11 attacks…the 2001 Clear Channel memorandum…jesus…“Aeroplane” by The Chillies? yeah I get that..but “Imagine”? cmon

6. Neil Young – “Hey Hey, My My”

Innocent minds beware: hey dude, its better to burn out than fade away man
Correct Meaning: Young was washed out himself at the time…he wasnt being defiant…more observant of his own poor record sales at the time

7. Bob Dylan – “Rainy Day Women #12 & 35″

Innocent minds beware: Dude Dylan sayin “Everybody must get stoned”
Correct Meaning: you can get physically stoned?…as in “ow!” stoned? dude we got to stop smoking this stuff

8. The Kinks – “Lola”

Innocent minds beware: simple love song
Correct Meaning: Transvestite..written by front man Ray Davies about the band’s manager and his drunken late night dancing with a drag queen

9. The Beatles – “Please Please Me”

Innocent minds beware: “Shut up everyone! this is our song!”
Correct Meaning: oral sex

10. Nirvana – “Drain You”

Innocent minds beware: Cobaine wrote it? ah itl be about heroine so
Correct Meaning: actually about a case in which one twin baby stole the nutrients from its twin while in the womb, resulting in one stillbirth…see its easy to get mixed u…eh? cmon Kurt!

bonus to not give a fuck about:

Maroon 5 – “Harder to Breathe”

Innocent minds beware: in fact just beware…this is a fucking awful band
Correct Meaning: what do you expect from Levine and his band of soulless cock merchants…troubled romance? actually inspired by record company pressure to write more singles…fuck off Adam