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The hoes they wanna fuck
….when you sell like Eminem of course…or have guns hanging out of your anus…i was set and meant to compile a list of worst lyrics…and many a beautifully beastly lyric there are…many more there will be…grammatical cohesion be damned…we’re either inventing our own language…step up Mr Stipe “Leaving was never my proud”…hmmm…or being dangerously infantile…step [...]
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For two lovely lovely boys…..
….. for two lovely lovely boys was the simple message:) we of course receive thousands of emails containing everything from the standard nudes to the full blown pornographic – yum…… we thank the lovely Alice for this “yum” piece
Jim Morrison was a drunken buffoon…
dear Sirs/madames so we penned a new song today…this one called “Thats Where Its At”…and bristling it be with the very dead soul of Jimbo Morrisson…of the dirty blues variety….LA Woman we had on the old record scratcher you see…a young broken soul sitting on a toilet…swigging a bottle of Jack D…and singing songs about [...]
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New Song “Guess Again”
nother newbie…..”Guess Again”….an interesting one…because lyrics are actually comprehensible…ageing generation X….reminiscing about times past…sitting in apartments…swallowing pills…listening to classics….Iron Maiden and Judas Priest…i can see that person in my head…something of that kind…its still a rawish number in me opinion…but christ il have me some raw ….and it was recorded to busted pro tools…half wrapped [...]
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Winter Wonder Band… ahem well!!!
A frozen internet machine here has made us be a little slack on the blogging front last week…. but warm up our hands with some naughty internet viewing we did and here we are….. With double digit sub-zeros and wearing of double layers of underpants we really did think the man above was trying to [...]
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Top 10 Worst Songs of the Decade
Whilst sitting here, pondering the common woes of my musical brethren, i look back over the past decade and consider compiling a Top 10 Worst Songs of the Decade list….and I fantasize about the many ways I could perform a lobotomy on Paris Hilton….or eye gouging James Blunt…or both….As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!…but those pictures were [...]
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Bad Porn, Badder Music
we had a feeling…to put some new music here…..bad porn, badder music…badder in a michael jackson kind of a way…that sort of thing…it makes perfect sense to us….”All My Honey” is a new one…the one you are about to hear….we recorded this in the cabin late in the night….good thing for us James’s granny is [...]
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Things to throw out in 2010
Yes yes yes, that time of the year has rolled around, where everyone feels a little older and wiser and of course….. eloquently rounder!! Here in the Lee Valley a fresh new start to the year has beckoned us to throw away the trends and BS of the last decade and conjure up some new [...]
masturbate or wikipedia?
how goes it? and a happy new year! yipeee! headlong go we into the apocalypse…and what have we been doing you might offhandedly ask as you flick through the universe of tinternet…one hand furiously pumping your sexual organs in between bouts of guilt and loneliness and educational trips to Wikipedia…we have been doing nothing…and damn [...]
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Mulled cider and thermal underpants