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another newbie

By jon | Published: March 11, 2010
another new song for the week…usually brought to you on a monday……but got lazy..and couldnt think of anything decent or of interest to write…so when we did…we recorded it…and packaged it in a sleazy cheap VCR quality veneer and posted it to you here….so enjoy dear listener…tis called “Reptile Stew”…..and its the closest thing to [...]
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Smithereens

By jon | Published: March 1, 2010
New song for monday…and its called “Smithereens”….. which is an Irish word….derived from the modern Irish ’smidirín’….roughly translating to ’small fragments’……as in blown to smithereens…… theres a town near Baltimore, close to us in west Cork called Skibbereen…..the name means ‘little boat harbour’ and rumour has it that sailing ships arrived there from the wild Atlantic [...]
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what are you meteor?

By jon | Published: February 23, 2010
what are you meteor? the demon cometh…in the shape of evil tan locust named Amanda Byram…what strange underling?….to do the bidding of the meteor……presiding over the great event…the great rubbing of each other in their special places…… why wont the fucking lazy hacks with their 2 pence masturbate us?….why wont amanda byram slap our fucking [...]
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Valentines Hangover

By jon | Published: February 15, 2010
how are thee? new tuneless tomfoolery to fill yer pricked doe ears…and let spill all the waves of thankless endeavour from our veins open unto you…forever to you dear listener….this song is called “Nice To Meet You” ..and isnt it just?…if you are one of the legions of swarming sycophants eager to bray for us or [...]
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I Hate Fucking Mondays

By jon | Published: February 8, 2010
fucking mondays……proudly revelling in the fact you plied yourself with enough alcohol to power a lawnmower? me too…old bob geldof once asked “tell me why i dont like mondays” Il tell you old bob…because every  monday, every  brain numbing FM radio station with a brain numbing humourless disk spinning monkey will play that brain numbing [...]
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Jim Morrison was a drunken buffoon…

By jon | Published: January 25, 2010
dear Sirs/madames so we penned a new song today…this one called “Thats Where Its At”…and bristling it be with the very dead soul of Jimbo Morrisson…of the dirty blues variety….LA Woman we had on the old record scratcher you see…a young broken soul sitting on a toilet…swigging a bottle of Jack D…and singing songs about being [...]
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New Song “Guess Again”

By jon | Published: January 18, 2010
nother newbie…..”Guess Again”….an interesting one…because lyrics are actually comprehensible…ageing generation X….reminiscing about times past…sitting in apartments…swallowing pills…listening to classics….Iron Maiden and Judas Priest…i can see that person in my head…something of that kind…its still a rawish number in me opinion…but christ il have me some raw ….and it was recorded to busted pro tools…half wrapped in [...]
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Bad Porn, Badder Music

By jon | Published: January 11, 2010
we had a feeling…to put some new music here…..bad porn, badder music…badder in a michael jackson kind of a way…that sort of thing…it makes perfect sense to us….”All My Honey” is a new one…the one you are about to hear….we recorded this in the cabin late in the night….good thing for us James’s granny is [...]
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