Class Of 1984 » new songs

stupid fuck..stupid fuck..stupid fuck..stupid fuck

jon — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 21:04:09 +0000

“if you we’re a cunt which i’m not suggesting you are you might not be so fucking boring which is not to imply you sometimes are…but..you know…you are”

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Like Neil Young…on Pringles

jon — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 20:39:35 +0000

so another new day…another new song….this one is garden variety strum and bass…but we likes it…its called “Godin High”….and its called that for reasons that will remain indeterminate…suffice to say that it is a mite touchy subject….recalled from past years…experiences better left to age and all that…it has a nice charm…country folk rock abomination from a shed in the south of ireland charm….like Neil Young…if he had to survive on pringles for a year

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New Song

jon — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:32:38 +0000

how has it been fine folk?…another monday and another demo…dusted this number from some arcane folder found on a forgotten drive on a forgotten computer…just the acoustic and solitary voice…very solitary voice in fact…echoes from the past and all that…still sounds good though….its called “The Dark inside”…

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Mother of Fuck

jon — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:48:30 +0000

mothers day was yesterday…and so in the spirit of all things motherly we bring you our latest appendix to the class canon…this song is called “Mother of Fuck”…

I always assumed you’d be there
when I needed you…
and you always were
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another newbie

jon — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:09:10 +0000

another new song for the week…usually brought to you on a monday……but got lazy..and couldnt think of anything decent or of interest to write…so when we did…we recorded it…and packaged it in a sleazy cheap VCR quality veneer and posted it to you here….so enjoy dear listener…tis called “Reptile Stew”…..and its the closest thing to funk we can go i think…

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Smithereens

jon — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:41:19 +0000

New song for monday…and its called “Smithereens”….. which is an Irish word….derived from the modern Irish ‘smidirín’….roughly translating to ‘small fragments’……as in blown to smithereens…… theres a town near Baltimore, close to us in west Cork called Skibbereen…..the name means ‘little boat harbour’ and rumour has it that sailing ships arrived there from the wild Atlantic by being ’blown to Skibbereen’……who knows?

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what are you meteor?

jon — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:25:34 +0000

what are you meteor? the demon cometh…in the shape of evil tan locust named Amanda Byram…what strange underling?….to do the bidding of the meteor……presiding over the great event…the great rubbing of each other in their special places…… why wont the fucking lazy hacks with their 2 pence masturbate us?….why wont amanda byram slap our fucking backs? ….we did something didnt we?…didnt we amanda!?…wont you splay yourself apart for us?…purr and beckon us into your divide?…mewing wild hysterical superlatives in your trans atlantic drawl…purring and slapping our backs and pinching our balls and congratulating us…youd do it for stephen gately wouldnt you…and you wouldnt even break a sweat…i saw you do it just the other night…skull fucking his exhumed corpse back to celebrityism? high fiving lifeless hands and balling dusty scrotums into your mouth…just congratulate us once…for chirst sake…with every humourless spit from your mouth..save at least some saliva for us Amanda…so that we can keep it in a test tube…stored away for a rainy day…and when feeling down…take it out….drink it ….and fantasize….we are the coronas! wizz bang!!….we are the script! wazoooom!…we are threadbare motionless cogs…decelerating hacks fast running out of ideas in a stagnant culture of bottom feeders scraping the bottoms of barrels! magic! fucking magic! whooooosh!

…end rant…heres new song

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Valentines Hangover

jon — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 20:30:48 +0000

how are thee?

new tuneless tomfoolery to fill yer pricked doe ears…and let spill all the waves of thankless endeavour from our veins open unto you…forever to you dear listener….this song is called “Nice To Meet You” ..and isnt it just?…if you are one of the legions of swarming sycophants eager to bray for us or bay for our blood…well you can do both…for we are yours and you are ours…in demented matrimony….to be sat…black and white wedding photographs…on mantles above fires….black and white photos with awkward smiles…in these black and white photos the white is a veil and the black is evil…

NOTE TO SELF: jesus Jon…its too early in the week for this shit

right…heres the song

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I Hate Fucking Mondays

jon — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:17:21 +0000

fucking mondays……proudly revelling in the fact you plied yourself with enough alcohol to power a lawnmower? me too…old bob geldof once asked “tell me why i dont like mondays” Il tell you old bob…because every monday, every brain numbing FM radio station with a brain numbing humourless disk spinning monkey will play that brain numbing song in a fruitless attempt to humour very humourless people on their way to humourless jobs….now ive nothing against bob so much…but i have a very convincing distaste for anything thats piped into your car at 9AM…..well…unless its cigarette smoke…..and coffee….yes……pipe that away…pipe away to hearts content……mmmmm

where was I?….ah…new demo…its called “I Couldnt Say”….this one recorded just last week after a very frustrating run of “anejaculation”….”anejaculation” being a term we use to fondly describe shite songs…now I think we nailed this one to the holy post….one of those four/floor and out the door numbers…give it a spin ye of the faithful…with so much faith ye can never despise us!

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Jim Morrison was a drunken buffoon…

jon — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:40:06 +0000

dear Sirs/madames
so we penned a new song today…this one called “Thats Where Its At”…and bristling it be with the very dead soul of Jimbo Morrisson…of the dirty blues variety….LA Woman we had on the old record scratcher you see…a young broken soul sitting on a toilet…swigging a bottle of Jack D…and singing songs about being down so god-damned low that it seems like up to you…yes thats where we were coming from…under the influence of The Doors…but as that mad irish bastard Wilde himself said “Talent borrows, genius steals”…so im not sure you can slap us on the wrist just yet…I think it sounds damn rollicking…have a wee ear peek for yer good selves..tell us what ye think…

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