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Top 10 Worst Songs of the Decade
Whilst sitting here, pondering the common woes of my musical brethren, i look back over the past decade and consider compiling a Top 10 Worst Songs of the Decade list….and I fantasize about the many ways I could perform a lobotomy on Paris Hilton….or eye gouging James Blunt…or both….As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!…but those pictures were [...]
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Top 10 Songs Of The Decade
before you disagree with everything that is about to be said spare a thought about how difficult it is to compile these god forsaken top 10s…it aint easy i can tell thee…if you like your music a bit raw then you may like this list…
the past decade is awash with the usual company led dreck [...]
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Top 10 T-Shirts that won’t get you sex
how do fair classmates…how goes thine good selves…all is well with James and meself …still huddled in a cabin in this god forsaken forest…around a stone fireplace watching bony branches lash the windows and caress the roof…nature is evil…(but no M. Night Shyamalan…you cant shoot that visually)……still wretched and ragged paupers are we with nary [...]
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TOP 10 WORST DUETS…EVER
good things come in twos…handcuffs, windshield wipers, crutches,kidneys, class of 1984…..right, cheeky enough to include ourselves in there….but hey its our blog after all….good things come in twos and when in relation to the dreaded duet one has 2 options…shit or bust…more oft its bust…..the duet lends itself to too much corn, cheese and just [...]
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TOP 10 THINGIES OF INTEREST
to us today…….today, today…today is a good day….last night got into bed before 12…have been reading Bram Stockers Dracula before lights out…damn fine good reading…cant get that idea of Keanu Reeves as Johnathon Harker out of my head though…”do you wish me to stay so long?” no keanu…get off the screen before Gary Oldman digests [...]
TOP 10 BEST COVER SONGS EVER
how do folks…Monday is here…rejoice….let hope spring……eternally……from your mouth, heart, pants……face the solitary and ugly drone of the worker bee week day..confined to wee boxes counting numbers on spread sheets living in the belly of the beast(got that ditty from an episode of EastEnders thanky kindly)…….ah tis all good on fair monday…..back we be with [...]
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TOP 10 THINGIES OF INTEREST TO US THIS WEEK
you know when you’ve had a good week?…when you can list 10 things that lifted you from moderately dismal to happier than a pig in shit…happens every now and then…and i feel it me duty to report on such findings…it reaffirms my believe in the soul you see…it entertains you…entrances and enriches you…fills yer whim [...]
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TOP 10 FRONT WOMEN
…and no..amazingly theyre not all dead…such is the resilience of the fine female form to cope with the crushing pressures of super rock stardom…the guys tend to favour the “better to burn out than fade away” route…the girls favour the “no id prefer not to have blood alcohol level at 40% and drown in a [...]
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TOP 10 HOTTEST DEAD ROCK STARS
ok…first things go first..you might have seen that we are now the proud owners of a profile new..we do hopes ye like the look…we have placed in the player there two tunes from our recordings in New Jersey..Honey and X It Out…and shall be soon releasing something to the masses for aural consumption so do [...]
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Top 10 Most Misunderstood Songs of All Time