Whilst sitting here, pondering the common woes of my musical brethren, i look back over the past decade and consider compiling a Top 10 Worst Songs of the Decade list….and I fantasize about the many ways I could perform a lobotomy on Paris Hilton….or eye gouging James Blunt…or both….As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!…but those pictures were just that; pictures….and no more…vague urges to dispel the hate and disappointment…to sooth the seething rage…
so i turn my attention to the last decade in music knowing full well it came at a cultural price…common denominator stuffs of dreams we were given…and like the McDonald starved jumpy monkeys that we are…we lapped it up…compromised everywhere…any lick, spit or shred of intellect discouraged…frowned upon….big frowns…lone voices of rebellion…lost in the chasm of the gaping cunt that is simon cowells frown…or the potato face lifting louis walsh…but even they know know no better…thats TV…thats entertainment…surely…thats not music…surely if I propped her up just right I could still get my index finger through Blunts eye?
no…surely I cant vent my anger there….I must go further…wider…the bigger picture….what I found was of no real consequence…what I found was a tiny feces stained wall…and scribed there in handwriting “hey guys, if we throw enough shit against the wall, guess what? it doesnt collapse”…and you know what? it never does…no barrage of shit music will ever bring the whole shit house down…theres plenty of music to sooth the seething rage and caress our collective lobes…plenty…its just that you wont find it in this here blog…here you will find sure signs of the apocalypse…and it aint pretty…..read henceforth into the black hole that is “The Top 10 Worst Songs of the Decade”…..the list is endless to be honest…its just…you gots to compile a list…as was..is now…ever shall be..amen..
…but isnt it fun to list things?
…in top 10 format?
…cmon…were all just McDonald starved jumpy monkies at the end of it…have a gander…
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1. Paris Hilton – “Stars Are Blind”
…and UB40 were pissed off
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2. James Blunt – “You’re Beautiful”
never getting on a train with this guy again…
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3. Tila Tequila – “I Love U”
dont be fooled…G list celebrity Tila, as a rule, only loves herself…and myspace animated GIFs Read More
Winter Wonder Band… ahem well!!!
A frozen internet machine here has made us be a little slack on the blogging front last week…. but warm up our hands with some naughty internet viewing we did and here we are….. With double digit sub-zeros and wearing of double layers of underpants we really did think the man above was trying to rewrite historical events and rid the earth of musical fat cats and bullshit pedallers… well yeah uno…. but no, oh no, not even freezing the Verruca that is Snow Patrol has worked (I checked on the Google and they did not fall off!!!)
The walk to the cabin was a cold one…. but walk we did with Cup-a-Soup in hand…
The old graveyard nextdoor has had no grandiose gothic influence on us – we think or hope or pray:)….. but we feel we may at least be entertaining some ghouls, ghosts and hereos that are buried in our outdoor arena each night we rattle our tunes into the darkness!!!
…. ok so enough of the nothing blog and on with our planning of world domination here….. so like the “Modern Band” of today Jon and my good self will be setting aside “downtime to strategically plan income revenues and marketing streams and good old fashioned Music Geographic Markets…. so that the next time the cold snapple comes we can bottle it and live like the kings of the Lee Valley in house below!!!!!….. ”
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